February 2012
The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
– Walt Disney (via imflying-high)
1612th:
President George W. Kush
annefranksgasmask:
but really if youve never sharted i feel bad for you because your life is probably so boring
inn0centia:
im criynhg
kanyevvest:
who needs nipples not me
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
radiobread2:
*kisses nipples and tells them how much i love them and i would never get rid of them and that they are there to stay to reassure and comfort them*
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
beccers:
oh my god
nuggits2:
wow i cant wait to see all the preteen 12 year olds sneak into project x in their DC skateboard sneaks and their aeropostle sweaters
1 tag
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far