February 2011
when people bitch about snow days
p0rnography:
that’s like bitching about free pizza or a blowjob
free pizza and a blowjob
Things I would rather be doing:
insignifi-cunt:
just-the-tip:
buhriancorey:
talking to you
cuddling with you
making out with you
taking a shower with you
holding you
being with you
making love to you
holding hands with you
FUCKING YOU
January 2011
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
sik-em-rex:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
I wanna have a party with fake alchohol.. and see...
itsjustshaniquaa:
caryrulesyourworld:
LOL
I wanna do this for prom, if I end up going
octopusxvulgaris:
imoustacheyouthisquestion:
...
Watchcharlotte-charles:
sporkula:
GPOY
HOW IS THIS UP ALREADY YOU GUYS ARE ALL ZUCKERBERGS
